Team Profile - The Goat

Code name: BOic or Choic, depending on races.
Team function: Tow-er, choker, climber supremo.
Origin: Italy, France, Slovakia, Israel.
Career: Foreskin salesman.
Ride: Scott Addict R2, Campagnolo Record, Zipp 404.
Famous deeds: Have never subbed a 3 in 94 and he uses his underwear for cycling tasks.
Secret training ground: Kempton Park without insurance.
Famous last words: "Cum say that here!".
Man love: Ivan Basso & Sacha Cohen.
Serious Issues: He is bullied by BOnette and really hate her.
His self bloated description: The Machine, The Flying Roman, The Italian Stallion, The Black Sabbath.



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