Team Profile - The Steam Train

Code name: BOrabia.
Team function: The leader of the infamous "Three Domestiques".
Origin: Italy, Swaziland.
Ride: Raleigh RC8000c, Shitmano 105, Mavic SL.
Secret training ground: In Swazi mountains with goats.
Secret training method: What part of goat do you not understand.
Saddest moment in life: When Lolly was shot.
Famous last words: "Alberto!!!".
Man love: Alberto Cuntador.
Favourite food: Spanish steak.
Unhealthy love: Penelope Cruz.


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