Hartie Training Ride

We interrupt the Tour Diary to give you a more recent update to the most weird cycling team in South Africa.

Goat, 'Pa, Tubs, BOat, new applicont Cont 5 and BObbie rode to Harties and came back climbing Hekkies.


But enough about how hard the team eats... Nothing is better than a pool session after a long ride...

 Tubs & BObbie comparing sizes...

Tubs won, BObbie sour...

 NoBOdy wanna play with the Goat...

'Pa: (begging) I wanna play with you BObbie...

BObbie: (you wanna play?) Well den, play with the wors!
'Pa: (traumatized) It won't fit!!!

'Pa wants BObbie out of his house after his rude introduction to a wors...
BObbie: (picked his nose, burps, scratched his ass and then farts in 'Pa's direction...)

BTW, please welcome a new applicont, Cont 5 was conned to join Team B.O., somewhere in the South Cont 4 is throwing a party...

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