Team B.O.

Since moving to the far West, the Gaat has found many inconveniences. One such inconvenience was getting his license for his four wheeler. Since it's the 21st century, databases are linked nationally and with a few clicks on the mouse you should be able to renew your license anywhere in the country right? Right? No... The Gaat basically must drive 45km from the Wild West and cross the border into the Far East to renew it. Yes, the things you can do with your computers these days let alone your phones... And since the only free time he has is his training time on Saturday morning, the Gaat decided if he must suffer, his choms must suffer with him. Gaat: (selling) BObbie, let's do some soy bean milk and some rice rolls... BObbie: (rolling on the couch)... Gaat: (pulling the friendship card) As a friend... BObbie: (OFFS) Really?!!! Seriously?!!! You calling a F card?!!! Gaat: (nodding) Ja, bling the Lani, ju want ju breakie free neh? And don't be l...

Since our glorious return, the most often and often times violent query has been... "What the 'eff happened in the missing four months?!!!" As Team B.O. is of a secret society nature, it is near impossible to get all the facts. But here at BONN (pronounced as "BOing...") we would never let our life endangerment be the road block to the truth. Risking our lives we managed to reveal in one of their road trip another secret club was formed called the "4Fingers". This members only club hides some of the most unspeakable secrets of Team B.O. and to guard its secret they even adopted a fifth member to form another secret club called "Mr. Hand". The following footages of the utmost Top Secret nature give us some clue as to what really happened in the missing four months. However, fearing for our lives, the one photo, the very photo that would shock the world we dare not reveal. Who killed JFK, Area 51 and what shower gel was used cannot compa...

As Dinki went through a few rough patches in life... Being measured... He sought advise from BObaby2 who chewned him " E -Mon"!!! (BOd. Note: BObaby 2 is still learning to speak and E -Mon is his language for Iron Man... In B.O. language, it roughly translated to "Be A Man!!!") The Dinki is clearly inspired by the  E -Mon speech!!! Albeit just 50% of it!!!

In addition to the stunning LOOK 695 recently posted, our BOparazzi snapped a pic of Gaat seen leaving Lanirama when the ridiculously awesome deal of the Shitmal was on sale. As you can imagine, many B.O.'s were left disappointed and angry... Not the Gaat, clearly he's getting some happiness that night...

The in-fighting amongst B.O.'s are legendary, everyone wants to show someBOdy who has bigger B.O.'s. Although this isn't mentally healthy or a good examples for B.O. wannabe devs and conts, it's kinda unavoidable. I mean, it's not easy to get a B.O., you have to satisfy 5 excruciating requirements that is both mentally and physically demanding. You have to make the extra efforts as Dev1 just showed... Dev1's LOOK 695, supported by Crampagnolo Super Record 11 speed and Shitmal. Photos courtesy of the Dinki, who lodges plenty complaints at the Lanirama to no avail. He, unfortunately, can only LOOK on...

Since our brief return, Team B.O. has received numerous hate mails on our disappearance, we wish to thank all 2785 of our faithful, loyal and rabid fans for their mail support. One particular mail caught our eyes. One of the 2785 faithful, loyal and rabid fan: (middle finger) 'Eff you!!! What's with the disappearance?!!! And what have you BOstards been doing in those 4 months?!!! Buying bikes?!!! Do you guys even ride anymore?!!! Have you lots turned into that Dinki's friend who used to be a prostitute but now just buy equipments to remembrance the never good old days dude?!!! Not true! We hear Pa tco and Ninja made BFF and rode to Durb 'n all. They claiming the real 800 but don't have receipts to proof it. Also happened was when Dinki, Gaat, Dev1 and Punda's dev Dev2 went for some 3some event (we not sure how Punda FELT about this, but we hear Punda & Dinki have had words... you just don't share Devs if you know what we mean...) and Dinki knowing...

And he rolled and rolled and rolled... Since he can't ride, he might as well look good... BObbie adds a Bianchi Sempre to his now Bianchi only collections... The Sempre is matches only with Campy Chorus 11 speed. No, no, Donkey, No Italian bikes should be matched with Shitmano or Shitram, made NOT in Italy or not... This year, the Sempre will be ridden by the Italian doping champ France Pellizotti, and the always feeding BObbie... Pellizotti's Sempre Pro is decorated with Italian national champ colours, BObbie's Sempre Pro Not is decorated with burger grease, coke stain and snorts... The Eagle! BObbie cleats on with a lollipop...  BObbie claims the Chrous is as good as a Dura Ace and Red, everBOdy else thinks BObbie is an idiot... BObbie's Sempre finishes with Campy Shitmal...

We continue our return with what else, more bikes... BObbie: (chewning the Gaat) Now zies is made in Italy!!! Gaat: (used profanities to one's senior members of the family...) Bianchi, what else for BObbie... Just LOOK at it!!! Campy, LOOK at the details of the engraving, Shitmano and Shitram has no class. The Eagle! Just LOOK at it again!!! Carbon schimarbon, pure workmanship!!! Yes, we know, Bianchi!!! LOOK at it, just LOOK at it... The details, the details!!! Edoardo Bianchi, the Legend! Real made in Italy, unlike the Gaat... Columbus Tubing... Needless to say, Gaat & BObbie ain't talking right now...