The Arms Race Report - We Lost Track of How Many Edition

Not gonna be outdone by the youngsters in the team, RoBOcop releases his version of Red Devil. Goat takes pills to keep sanity...


BObbie: (you have to be kidding me) Ju dumped ju old Colnago for this?!!!!!
RoBOcop: (full of himself) Who ju calling old!!!
Pluggie: (chipping in) Anyone older then Stache is rusted...

RoBOcop will release his Fuji Fury (Red Devil number something) at the Emperors!!!

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