The Arms Race Report - It just doesn't stop!

There has been rumours that Tubs is not completely satisfied with his new weapon of choice and has been in secret talks of adding deep section rims to match his new aero bike. Hearing this, 'Pa immediately reacted.


'Pa: (advil and pointing to Tubs then pumps his chest) bring it, bring it bitch! Come Sunday I show you how deep I can go!!!

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