The Return of the Whale!

Remember one of the greatest movie of all time by George-I-ruined-Star Wors-Franchise-by-directing-the-prequels-myself-Lucas, The Return of the Jedi? How young Luke realized how he was naive and arrogant and went back to Jedi Master Yoda and finally becomes a Jedi Knight?

Well, at planet BO, a gigantic fish realized his tuna ways and decided he must change! He must find Master Yogurt on the planet of she-males and learn how to be a whale again. He gathered the heaviest mountain bike he can find and loaded a 35kg military sack. Every single day he climbed onto a feman, I mean the bike and rode the bitch, I mean the bike for 100 dollars. OK, it was 100km, for a month! The Whale trained and rode and broke his pelvis, or was it his ribs. Anyway, he returned, as a killer whale!!!!!


The Whale is gonna be scary again. He can be touched at Critical Mess JHB this Friday night and Hekkies on Sunday.

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