Team B.O.

The B.O.'s 94.7 Cycle Challenge preparation party are ready to roll. Led by the Crap, the Chicken, the Tub, some Conts and the Pop is ready to launch their offence on the many hills of the Cycle Challenge. Tubs is especially prepared with his new, new, new Black Sabbath. On the other end, The Whale readies his Sound Machine and the Team B.O. Militant Wing Aertech is now tasked with 8 spy spots covering the routes. All is ready for the party that is the 94.7 Cycle Challenge. TallieTag arrives... Tallie's wedding ride... Taggie bought her the diamonds... or diamentes... or fake diamonds... Taggie's wedding ride... Dev1 wonders when is she getting one and when is she getting her B.O. Status? The B.O. Wedding Party is led by Tallietag, GaatieDev, DinkiBOb, Whaleandhisassistant and Lani with BOwife's first ever 94. BOboy 1 and BObaby 2 has already raced their first 94... Tub's rumoured new secret weapon to get him a sub 3, The ...

Kiddie's race packs... They don't get experimental soaps...

And we are almost at the big one, the 94.7 Cycle Challenge. As usual, closer to this TIME of the year, our spiritual guidance, our symbol of faith, our fearless leader the Craptain pops out of no where and rides a bicycle. And as per many of the traditions the B.O.'s do, we keep a Craptain's ride. But before we get there, Waala and Tallietag had a brain storm... This year, many of the B.O.'s will not be racing, instead, Tallietag who's tying knots next year will be in the competition to win a honeymoon by riding the wedding gig. In support, Waala is bring in the "Sound Machine" which is infamous for playing sissy music at the monthly JHB Critical Mass (yep, Waala and Gaatie are heavily involved in that). And Team B.O.'s militant wing Aertech has been contracted to send drones up in 6 spots through out the route and be responsible for bombing footages of suffering cyclists back to the live feed that will be aired at the start and on Super Sport. ...

Whilst the BOditor was away, he dedicated the state of the BOg to his fellow B.O.'s so their 2785 faithful, loyal and rabid fans would not miss a beat. OK, so the BOditor dedicated like the South African government, you can't see exactly what they are doing, you know that they are probably doing nothing, but you are paying taxes like a professional sex worker who just got conned for a full night's service and now you are "e-tolld" to pay for the room as well. No matter, at least we are part of the briC.s according to ourselves but nobody else even though none of our figures even remotely compare to dem Banana Republic we call Brazil let alone Russia and India. And since we have similar population figure to Shanghai, our GDP is... never mind, let's just get back to the race report that Pa promised... OK, it has been 9 days since, but (cut to scenes where B.O.'s, conts, devs, 2785 faithful, loyal and rabid fans and general South Africans twiddl...