Climbing is kak, literally... Papa Edition, with lots of comments...
Goat: (misleading) Dudes, real man climb Sewerage Hill, if you haven't climbed it, you don't know what climbing is. This hill is the sh@t!!!
'Pa: (angry as always) I am not 'Pa!!! That's not a climb, I know what a climb is! Where is this hill anyway?!!!
Goat: (snickers) Even Dev1 climbed it, I don't think you have the sh@ts...
'Pa: (boiling over) How dare you?!!! I'll climb this sh@t I will, and where the eff is this sh@t?
Goat: (pulls out his pinky and scratched his nostril) If you haven't climbed this sh@t you ain't sh@t...
'Pa: (so angry he punches the door and fractured his forehead...)
This is the cause for 'Pa's anger mail before his top secret mission to Croatia. Anyway, BObbie's always prepared for a ride...
Back to 'Pa:-
This morning the Chinese twins with their new Bianchi bikes took Pony on a ride trying show off and say real men rides Bianchi.
Actually, Lani & BObbie was going out for a 10km cruise to show each other their new Bianchi, 'Pa wants in the middle of the action as always. Besides, the only twin is BObbie and neither are Chinese. Anyway, real men rides Bianchi, says the Goatie... And why is 'Pa referring himself as the third person like the BObbie?
Lani was doing his normal sprints on Ontdekkers and trying to shake us off. The Bianchi twins were discussing how stiff and fast their new "ladies" are. Pony was just happy to have a good relaxing ride with friends, until BObbie called me 'Pa... I almost bitch slapped him, but decided how real men do PK. I asked zie twins to sit my wheel and try grabbing my ass. Yes, even BObbie want a piece of the Pony...
Actually, Lani hasn't seen a training in six months and BObbie loaded up for winter two month ago. Lani's sprint on Ontdekkers is more like a stroll. Also, BObbie was discussing about how stiff he got and how fast he went to his newly arrived "ladies", but OK, maybe 'Pa thinks it's all about the bike. Anyway, 'Pa did insist he isn't the 'Pa, but Lani and BObbie was just being respectful. BObbie not sure how real PK works since he doesn't do 20km rides but yes, he can only sit on 'Pa's wheel but when 'Pa asked the twins and Lani to grab his ass, we are pretty certain we all declined, Lani and the twins...
Let's just say, there was a proper PK given to the Bianchi twins by zie Specialized.
Although 'Pa claims Specialized is the best bike and Shitram Red is the Sh@t (Andy Schitleck disagrees...), Lance and Trek, Marco and Bianchi, Cadel and BMC and many others all disagree. However, Cuntador and his steak agrees. 'Pa further claims that during the Amgen Tour of California in U.S., most teams rides a Specialized even though people in Taichung, Tainan and all over Taiwan was quite proud of the fact that basically 95% of the race bikes are made in their hands. Anyway, BObbie is Taiwanese, you get the drift (Goat is screaming Bianchi is painted in Italy and by EU laws that it means made in Italy!!!)...
Lani then took us to the place where they slaughter pigs and goats. The smell was, well, you have to ride there to understand.
Uhm, Lani took them to where the Piggy and the Goatie sh@ts... The smell, well, you really have to go to understand...
Lani then toll us to the place where BObbie's food ends up. Yes, the sh@thole. It was a fast decline and even the Pony was scared of the way back up. On the way up, Pony enjoyed the climbing so much he had to go back down and climb back up, this time just a bit faster. BObbie, wanted to show that real men rides Bianchi and will not be beaten by a Specialized, and soon joined the Pony to do the hill again.
Well, BObbie definitely was not gonna pay Lani for taking him to a sh@thole. But if 'Pa insist. And put it this way, Lani & BObbie left 'Pa and descended to the sh@thole since 'Pa was whining about he doesn't wanna ride back up. Anyway, 'Pa did love the hill so much and he did went twice. BObbie only went down again because he left his bright orange jacket down there.
The Bianchi twins was so bugged, all they wanter was food. We took the road back home and stopped at a place in Krugersdorp, where BObbie gave the all clear for good food...
Let's be clear, there are the "Bianchi twins" and Lani, and BObbie always wanted food. On the last stretch up 'Pa challenged BObbie for a sprint to the top and beat BObbie by half a wheel. The food was half decent, but it's just scrambled eggs...
(BObbie complete the story)...
Er... Bianchi is the best?
'Pa: (angry as always) I am not 'Pa!!! That's not a climb, I know what a climb is! Where is this hill anyway?!!!
Goat: (snickers) Even Dev1 climbed it, I don't think you have the sh@ts...
'Pa: (boiling over) How dare you?!!! I'll climb this sh@t I will, and where the eff is this sh@t?
Goat: (pulls out his pinky and scratched his nostril) If you haven't climbed this sh@t you ain't sh@t...
'Pa: (so angry he punches the door and fractured his forehead...)
This is the cause for 'Pa's anger mail before his top secret mission to Croatia. Anyway, BObbie's always prepared for a ride...
Back to 'Pa:-
This morning the Chinese twins with their new Bianchi bikes took Pony on a ride trying show off and say real men rides Bianchi.
Actually, Lani & BObbie was going out for a 10km cruise to show each other their new Bianchi, 'Pa wants in the middle of the action as always. Besides, the only twin is BObbie and neither are Chinese. Anyway, real men rides Bianchi, says the Goatie... And why is 'Pa referring himself as the third person like the BObbie?
Lani was doing his normal sprints on Ontdekkers and trying to shake us off. The Bianchi twins were discussing how stiff and fast their new "ladies" are. Pony was just happy to have a good relaxing ride with friends, until BObbie called me 'Pa... I almost bitch slapped him, but decided how real men do PK. I asked zie twins to sit my wheel and try grabbing my ass. Yes, even BObbie want a piece of the Pony...
Actually, Lani hasn't seen a training in six months and BObbie loaded up for winter two month ago. Lani's sprint on Ontdekkers is more like a stroll. Also, BObbie was discussing about how stiff he got and how fast he went to his newly arrived "ladies", but OK, maybe 'Pa thinks it's all about the bike. Anyway, 'Pa did insist he isn't the 'Pa, but Lani and BObbie was just being respectful. BObbie not sure how real PK works since he doesn't do 20km rides but yes, he can only sit on 'Pa's wheel but when 'Pa asked the twins and Lani to grab his ass, we are pretty certain we all declined, Lani and the twins...
Let's just say, there was a proper PK given to the Bianchi twins by zie Specialized.
Although 'Pa claims Specialized is the best bike and Shitram Red is the Sh@t (Andy Schitleck disagrees...), Lance and Trek, Marco and Bianchi, Cadel and BMC and many others all disagree. However, Cuntador and his steak agrees. 'Pa further claims that during the Amgen Tour of California in U.S., most teams rides a Specialized even though people in Taichung, Tainan and all over Taiwan was quite proud of the fact that basically 95% of the race bikes are made in their hands. Anyway, BObbie is Taiwanese, you get the drift (Goat is screaming Bianchi is painted in Italy and by EU laws that it means made in Italy!!!)...
Lani then took us to the place where they slaughter pigs and goats. The smell was, well, you have to ride there to understand.
Uhm, Lani took them to where the Piggy and the Goatie sh@ts... The smell, well, you really have to go to understand...
Lani then toll us to the place where BObbie's food ends up. Yes, the sh@thole. It was a fast decline and even the Pony was scared of the way back up. On the way up, Pony enjoyed the climbing so much he had to go back down and climb back up, this time just a bit faster. BObbie, wanted to show that real men rides Bianchi and will not be beaten by a Specialized, and soon joined the Pony to do the hill again.
Well, BObbie definitely was not gonna pay Lani for taking him to a sh@thole. But if 'Pa insist. And put it this way, Lani & BObbie left 'Pa and descended to the sh@thole since 'Pa was whining about he doesn't wanna ride back up. Anyway, 'Pa did love the hill so much and he did went twice. BObbie only went down again because he left his bright orange jacket down there.
The Bianchi twins was so bugged, all they wanter was food. We took the road back home and stopped at a place in Krugersdorp, where BObbie gave the all clear for good food...
Let's be clear, there are the "Bianchi twins" and Lani, and BObbie always wanted food. On the last stretch up 'Pa challenged BObbie for a sprint to the top and beat BObbie by half a wheel. The food was half decent, but it's just scrambled eggs...
(BObbie complete the story)...
Er... Bianchi is the best?
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