Team B.O.

Goatie: (tongue slipping and drooling) Who more bike than I?!!! Goatie: (cheers) All together now, raBObi, raBObi. BObbie: (snickers) Ra is the Egyptian Sun God, but ju only need to call me once, I hear. Goatie: (declaring) The  Spider Bike! Lani: (snickers) So I stick BObaby 1's Ben 10 sticker on my bike I call my bike The Ben 10 Bike? Goatie: (stating) Single BOttle cage. Spiderman drinks cement milk shakes. Marvel: (confused) He does? Goatie: (shouting) Spidercage! EveryBOdy: (turning their fingers in circles next to their temples...) Goatie: (screaming) Alexrims baby, with stars! BObbie: (sticks a star on his forehead) BObbie baby, with stars! Goatie: (wala wala) BMX saddle for a comfy steel ride!  Papa: (sarcastic) People who drinks cement milk shakes don't ride with saddles... and I drink cement milk shakes... Goatie: (pumping biceps) Single speed, men's stuff!!! Donkey: (whatever) You can't afford ge...

Seniors: (instructing) Tubs, ju must work sum!!! Seniors: (ordering) Tubs, ju must ride more often!!! Seniors: (directing) Tubs, ju must get results!!! EveryBOdy: (huh) not that kind of riding!!! Tubs: (proud) I only know one kind of riding... Congrats to the coming of BObaby 3, it's a boy and it looks just like Tubs. 2.8kg!!!

So BObbie insist I must get off my fat ass and go ride my LOOKey... Me: (eff sakes) So where must we go? BObbie: (ready to ride) I lead, ju follow. Bling ju wallet. We stopped at a Book Shop and BObbie make me pay... Then I want to know if I can go home now, tomorrow is Daddy's Day, I must satisfy the wife if I am to get my daddy treatment. But BObbie make me pay, again, by Trieste... Anyway, we make it home before lunch. And BObbie say to me he come for lunch now, I must make extra... He also say, he should be IN for dindin, I must cook 4 cups of rice... BOwife: (warning) I like BObbie, he's fun and he plays with the BObabies. I don't mind him coming to eat, all the time, but you chewn your friend he leave some food for BObabies... and leave their snack box alone!!!

[Ed. note: (shaking his head in disbelief) I wanted to edit this piece, but the Goat ne, he insist nothing must be changed like someBOdy we knew...] So the Goat (myself), walks down the street and waved for a taxi!!! Goatie: (excited) LOOK, LOOK, a taxi stopped, for me!!! Goatie: (happy face) LOOK, it's yellow, like I am in New York!!! Goatie: (LOOKing for approval) Pa, Pa, I mean Pu, Pu, LOOK, I got a Specialized just like you!!! Goatie: (smiling ear to ear) LOOK, it even tells you what you need to pay to ride it... Goatie: (proud) See, noBOdy is gonna hijack me for a twenty! Goatie: (trying to be technical) BObbie, that is? Oh, oh... LOOK, even the hub is yellow like the rim!!! Goatie: (declaring ) Taxis bolt their wheels!!! Goatie: (clapping) It's no eagle but it's a "S"!!! Goatie: (confused) It's a... It's a... I not know what it is... Goatie: (shouting to the Lani) LOOK, it's Specialized!!! ...

Goatie insists we put zies up... Happy?

And the jubilation continues. Who has the meanest moves?!!! Stache's nipple strap! Katy's spread eagle! Crap's tooth brush! Lani's flex! Tub's ass!

 It's a special day today, we invite all 2785 faithful, loyal and rabid fans to vote on who has the best facial hair... Goat's BOrat... Goat's taliBOn... Stache's stache... Donkey's nipple curl... BObbie's BOsh... 'Pa's attempt...

Goat: (misleading) Dudes, real man climb Sewerage Hill, if you haven't climbed it, you don't know what climbing is. This hill is the sh@t!!! 'Pa: (angry as always) I am not 'Pa!!! That's not a climb, I know what a climb is! Where is this hill anyway?!!! Goat: (snickers) Even Dev1 climbed it, I don't think you have the sh@ts... 'Pa: (boiling over) How dare you?!!! I'll climb this sh@t I will, and where the eff is this sh@t? Goat: (pulls out his pinky and scratched his nostril) If you haven't climbed this sh@t you ain't sh@t... 'Pa: (so angry he punches the door and fractured his forehead...) This is the cause for 'Pa's anger mail before his top secret mission to Croatia. Anyway, BObbie's always prepared for a ride... Back to 'Pa:- This morning the Chinese twins with their new Bianchi bikes took Pony on a ride trying show off and say real men rides Bianchi. Actually, Lani & BObbie was going out for a 10...