The Arms Race Report - The Saga Continues!!!

Tubs: (take that) Ja, Lani, I show you one more!!!
Lani: (smacked into the ground with no come backs, struggling to get back up whilst Tubs ran towards him, kicks him in the nuts and then smears it into his bibs)...
Tubs: (smacking two fingers across his chest) This is how BFF does things!!!


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