Team B.O.

 BOpa: Faaking Panda, just wait till I rob someBOdy for this baby!  Pitt: Seniors? More like Seniles. Wait till I get on this baby!  Le Train: I would dump my wife for Mario!!!  White Chocolate: I am Italian, I swear it! Appl. 2 (lost BO status from lack of Profile): I break bottles with this baby!   Lani: Faaking Goat, cum out-climb this, bitch!  Taliban: MIT!!!  BObbie: (He wrote an essay so BOditor deleted it...)  BOmie: Technically, I ride what ever I am given and I'd still kick all your asses...  Angry Panda: You people are lucky this baby was not on special!!!  Bladder: Carbon? Faaking wannabes...  Katy: I prefer celeste!!! BOtall: I prefer Specialized.  Crap: I prefer to LOOK.  Goat: Den look at this! Whale: My back hurts...  Appl. 1: I want my BO status and this was BOpa's dream bike but now it's mine!  ETAP: This is discrimination!!!

This is why you ride in France and Italy... And this is why you don't want to ride in Belgium... This is for Katy & BOtall... This is for BObbie and the rest of the male crew who wish they were the men in the middle... And this is to remind the Lani why he hates the mountains... The Animal Farm...  Goat introducing himself. And his pals... Angry Panda S/T... The Whale, does what he does best...  BObbie's ride... BObbie rode the wrong pig... One month before Le Tour de France!!! Two weeks before Fountains, maybe den the Editor will have something to write about.

Last night BObbie went to BOpa's to grab the trainer for some S/T. BOpa was kind enough to invite BObbie into his den for some cheap instant latte and Maggie's instant noodles he termed pasta. BObbie unwillingly accepted the "latte" and pretended he ate dindin already. (BTW, BOpa boils a mug of milk in a microwave, sprinkles sugar & instant coffee powder to make coffee, oh sorry, "latte"). BOpa then insists that BObbie must not be rude and he must stay for a round of pool since his boy friend didn't show up. BObbie claimed he hasn't played since 1948 and has the shakes. BOpa immediately throws down R 2.00 on the table. BOpa then skillfully white washed BObbie 3-0 whilst BObbie sunk the white, hit balls off the table, trips over cues and paid up R 6.00. This has BOpa in extremely happy mood. BObbie then pretended to be angry and raised the bet to R 5.00. BOpa quickly went to his kid's room to break the piggy. As all our 2785 faithful...

Over the weekend, Le Train derailed and married his princess. It was one of the most genuine wedding the Editor have attended even though he hadn't attend much. It was what a wedding should be. The couple was truly happy and shared their love and enjoyments with the ones who was truly happy for them. Amongst the highlights. - Team BO outside the church behaving like Team BO always does but in suits and ties!!! - BObride dancing her way out of the church in rhythm. - The attention grabbing photographer who took the newly weds for a wild west shooting trip and left Team BO hungered to death. BOpa stole a burger at the Spurs whilst chewning the rest of the team (which includes BObaby 1) to wait. Team BO obviously don't wait and ran out to Capello's to feed. BOpa then showed up to cancel their orders (Earning him COD award). - The "nail in the coffin" and "over protective" speech that probably had Team BO picking up their jaws from the floor. - H...