2011 Summer Racing Calendar

It seemed that many members of Team BO does not know what’s happening with 2011’s schedules. So the Crap ordered BObbie to clarify matters. BObbie obviously listed all team dindin’s scheduled which pissed off the Crap and ordered him to stop eating and get real as the season officially begins this Sunday. Well, for soon to be sponsored Team BO Centrum that is (details to follow soon).
Anyway...
Must do events to improve your own seedings
Date Event Miles Winning Time  Team BO Best
30 Jan         The Wet One         106km         New race 2h48 (BOic)
6 Feb Pasta at Goat’s 99km 2h16 2h40 (BOic)
13 Feb         Discum                  116km 2h37 3h02 (Whale)
13 Mar         Wind Klap 110km Wind Pending 3h19 (BOic)
Notes: Tour Durban is not Announced yet.
Races that no one knows what it does for your seeding
Date Event Miles Winning Time Team BO Best
19 Feb         Berge & Climb 97km 2h27 Bladder bonked
17 Apr Windro                    114km ???                 Whatever Boic did
Team races that you toss your timing chips and race like clowns
Date Event                      Miles Winning Time Team BO Best
27 Feb     Carnival McSteal   103km          No idea         Whatever Crap did
29 Apr Panorama Torture 332km          9h15 13h02 (Whale/BObbie)
Seeding Races are for your personal gains, grudge issues etc. Team races is for the team to attempt to win the group and have fun. So you should be enter those races (except for Panorama Torture who we are unsure yet). The two races we have no idea what they are for are "enter on your own events".
Race Information, faked results & made up reports will be posted as usual.

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