Team B.O.

Somethings, are just not meant to be, exposed... (BOd note 1: We wish to thank Gaat for generously donating these rare photos and sharing with us...) (BOd note 2: We also received immediate reactions from our 2785 faithful, loyal and rabid fans which we posted below.) Fan 845: My, that's a big whale. Fan 2376: I wanna know what bike he's riding and I want one. If that bike can handle that weight it can handle me. Fan 58: The colours between his helmets, clothing, bike and that white ass don't match. Fan 1884: The more interesting question is did Gaat get sprayed? Fan 945: How much food does he consume per meal? Fan math teacher: His angle is not quite so perfect yet. Maybe he should come to me for lessons so I can correct it for him.

Since moving to the far West, the Gaat has found many inconveniences. One such inconvenience was getting his license for his four wheeler. Since it's the 21st century, databases are linked nationally and with a few clicks on the mouse you should be able to renew your license anywhere in the country right? Right? No... The Gaat basically must drive 45km from the Wild West and cross the border into the Far East to renew it. Yes, the things you can do with your computers these days let alone your phones... And since the only free time he has is his training time on Saturday morning, the Gaat decided if he must suffer, his choms must suffer with him. Gaat: (selling) BObbie, let's do some soy bean milk and some rice rolls... BObbie: (rolling on the couch)... Gaat: (pulling the friendship card) As a friend... BObbie: (OFFS) Really?!!! Seriously?!!! You calling a F card?!!! Gaat: (nodding) Ja, bling the Lani, ju want ju breakie free neh? And don't be l...

Since our glorious return, the most often and often times violent query has been... "What the 'eff happened in the missing four months?!!!" As Team B.O. is of a secret society nature, it is near impossible to get all the facts. But here at BONN (pronounced as "BOing...") we would never let our life endangerment be the road block to the truth. Risking our lives we managed to reveal in one of their road trip another secret club was formed called the "4Fingers". This members only club hides some of the most unspeakable secrets of Team B.O. and to guard its secret they even adopted a fifth member to form another secret club called "Mr. Hand". The following footages of the utmost Top Secret nature give us some clue as to what really happened in the missing four months. However, fearing for our lives, the one photo, the very photo that would shock the world we dare not reveal. Who killed JFK, Area 51 and what shower gel was used cannot compa...

As Dinki went through a few rough patches in life... Being measured... He sought advise from BObaby2 who chewned him " E -Mon"!!! (BOd. Note: BObaby 2 is still learning to speak and E -Mon is his language for Iron Man... In B.O. language, it roughly translated to "Be A Man!!!") The Dinki is clearly inspired by the  E -Mon speech!!! Albeit just 50% of it!!!

In addition to the stunning LOOK 695 recently posted, our BOparazzi snapped a pic of Gaat seen leaving Lanirama when the ridiculously awesome deal of the Shitmal was on sale. As you can imagine, many B.O.'s were left disappointed and angry... Not the Gaat, clearly he's getting some happiness that night...

The in-fighting amongst B.O.'s are legendary, everyone wants to show someBOdy who has bigger B.O.'s. Although this isn't mentally healthy or a good examples for B.O. wannabe devs and conts, it's kinda unavoidable. I mean, it's not easy to get a B.O., you have to satisfy 5 excruciating requirements that is both mentally and physically demanding. You have to make the extra efforts as Dev1 just showed... Dev1's LOOK 695, supported by Crampagnolo Super Record 11 speed and Shitmal. Photos courtesy of the Dinki, who lodges plenty complaints at the Lanirama to no avail. He, unfortunately, can only LOOK on...