Team B.O.

Yep, it's has been decided that if Applicunt 4 submit the pic of the 'Tall's "tats", he will be granted his life long dream of B.O. status and if the "tats" are private, he will receive the ultimate B.O., the Animal Farm.

And as we get close to the BEEG one... The Momentum 94 Cycle Challenge... The panic starts... Craptain: (panicking) Action station, action station, women and children first!!! Where the hell is my FELT?!!! Lani: (panic) BObbie, quick, what else can I buy?!!! Goat: (epileptic) meh... 'Pa: (advil) I did not train enough, I feel weak, I need more hours!!! Panda: (secretively whispering) hey Lani, ju mentioned ju have some good stuff? Pluggie: (drunk) hey barman, ju mentioned ju have sum good stuff, hic? 'Tall: (nervous) I didn't do my intervals!!!!! Katy: (determined) I am gonna 'beat' the crap out of the Crap!!! Taliban: (praying)... Whale: (sniffing)... Larry: (steaming) I am following the Lani way and I bought a new GIANT!!! Ninja: (stealthy) I show BObbie real white lightning! Tubs: (weeping) vok zies BObbie, his curse!!! Stache: (smirking) hehehehehehe... BOmie: (giving up) 94? what's a 94? BObbie: (scratches his arse, picks his nose, burps an...

Roughly two years ago, the BOmie was known as a lean and mean machine. Quite a few have been crowned S.A. Champ, but not many done it on a Schitwin. But he's single biggest achievement was he had to push the Lani at his "prime" up Long Tom Pass... albeit you need two pros... These days, the once champ of South Africa who subbed a three at the Argus at the tender age of 14 can only be found at B.O. rides...

(Ed. note: This is a back dated posting.) At Team B.O. we believe in team work, in camaraderie, in helping each other. We suffer together and we win together. We spend so much time with each other that we are each other's families, NOT our wives or girlfriends, not our kids, not our parents and certainly not our cats and dogs (besides, we have our own animals to pet with...). So on the eve before the Shova, The team gathered without BObbie for a secret meeting about the BObbie who invented the concept of B.O. Crap: (serious) bitches, I love BObbie like my own country men and he FELT me. But he showed me up at Lanseria on my first ride back from rehabilitation. Lani: (chipping in) ja, he's like a bladder to me, but he eat me broken and it's about TIME he LOOK at my LOOK with sum respect. Goat: (slurping) he is my bladder and he bargained me a DUCATI, but no one can have a larger wors than me. 'Pa: (advil) he SPECIALIZED me with my riding, but he dissed Habanna!!...

It is said if you wanna a good seeding, you race a flat one. With that in mind, Goat, Pa, BObbie, Pluggie and zie Lani decided to head out of town and hit the city of flowers for some action. However, the curse of the fat BObbie just don't end. After a week from surviving a murder attempt, zie BObbie got back on his bike as soon as the stitches were taken out. Yep, you guessed it... details of such stupidity will be reported later. No matter, the rest of the teammies wiped their tears and headed out of town anyway. Pluggie's Report The weekend started out in true BO fashion. Lani canceled the leg warmer ride for Saturday morning and Pluggie went drinking and  whoring  the night before (Ed note: it is at this point the sponsors for Team B.O. requested sum editing done... well, ja, if the BOditor is not even posting how is he gonna edit?) . The plan was to meet at 11:00 and head for Bloem to be there mid afternoon. Lani had a rub scheduled for 16:00 and fo...