The Arms Race Report - The Tea Bag Edition
So... A long, long TIME ago, in a place so far, far South, lived a little girl. She grew up in a village where parents chain their children's up in fear they might bite the mail man and they drink tea, hard, no milk. Little girls here grow up dangling a cigarette on their lips and a wrench in their hand. To date them, if you don't have the piece, you will get a piece. There are no such things as Vampire Diary or Twilights, them vampires and woofies walk gingerly around this village and never look back. This is where New Zealand Black Ferns come to offer free citizenships and criminals becomes victims themselves. Yes, you know the rest of the story. The little girl from this village wondered around the wild and eventually landed in a big city, bumped into a crowd of chubby wannabes, robbed one of them of his bike and rode herself to a contract with a pro team. Found love and became a lady and now to complete the Cinderella story, decided to dump the men's bike and r...