Team B.O.

(Editor's Note: This is the Goat's first attempt to be a BOditor...) Part I We started out on Friday afternoon by ensuring there was enough food. many fruits were bought to sustain the animals.  As copilots go - Whales are not great with directions... The treacherous Austrian Panda forced us to collect his chip whilst he made out with Sumlab. At some point in the evening the Goat, recognizing the sequence of events and remembering the late arrival at Argus decided it was time to pass the phone to the Whale to give directions (snigger). (Editor's note: yes, yes, I didn't get that either...) Upon arrival at the modest -3 stars accommodation in Barberton the Whale and Goat proceeded to destroy Panda's sleeping quarters. Jumping on the bed, leaving windows open, Whale wiped his rear on the pillow, Goat came on the bed, they left religious reading materials on the scene of the crime and obliterated the toilet by dropping some old school beats... (Editor's ...

Crap - (pretended he never rode a bike in his entire life...) Lani - (hangs the Doggie back to the garage...) Goat - (looked down on the grass and start chewing...) BObbie - (hide under his desk quietly and eats another donut...) BOpa - (in denial, claiming you can't compare S.A. to France...) Panda - (in denial, says he does the joke, I mean the Jock...) BOtall - (stripped down to her meat loaf went back to bed...) Whale - (sat on his bike and cracked the top tube...) Katy - (looking for someone to talk to...) Pitt - (started washing his mountain bike...) Train - (started washing his Porsche...) ThemBO - (started polishing his golf clubs...) Tubs - (huh? Oh, he's still drunk, never mind him...) BOstache - (I am too old for this sh@t...) Bladder - (I told you guys...) BOmie - (thinking back to his glory days...) Etap - (huh? he's just confused...) Tag Along - (I can't do it from behind?!!!)

Eating is important. And to eat well is even more important to Team B.O. And as pasta is a cyclists main diet, Team B.O. decided it's time to benefit it's members by doing restaurant reviews. The Review Panel Board is chosen with a standard not even the famed Michelin can compare. Goat - He eats lots. Lani - He eats too much. BOpa - He's anal. Panda - He's even more anal then BOpa. Train - We not sure why he's here. BOtall - S/he doesn't eat and she's always on a diet. Tag Along - We not sure why he's here, but BOtall brought him so we tolerate him. BObbie - Really? You gonna go eat without BObbie? Seriously? The RPB also selected Plug & SF100WSD, but because of engagement or higher level talks, they didn't show up. Anyway, Casa da BOlani is an exclusive restaurant that is invitation only and you have to be a registered member to eat there. Very high class stuff. But if you are a BO, you can go. The restaurant is situated hidden in...

It is said that in pro pelotons that you don't shave during race week so that your body does not spend even an ounce of energy to grow your beard. The Goat, obliges. As for down there, it is said that the growth has already covered a rumoured 19. Bobbie though, quickly followed... As for down there, it is a FACT that there is no room for hair. BOstache tried... As for down there, nothing has been said... BOpa also tried... As for down there, he's a toppie now, don't expect much...

It's Le Tour de France time. Some of the Team BO members continues their S/T.  Team BO waiting to enter the compound. At -8 degree celsius?!!! What's going on?!!!  Guys, it's just chocolate cookies, I swear it's how I can climb with the A guys!!! Hello officer, these aren't mine...   BOpa/Toppie/Etpa: hehehehehe... Panda: hehehehehehe... BOstache: hehehehehe... OK, how much you want to let us go?